Newborn You\'ve said your first word. Or maybe it was just a burp. We\'ll count it. The journey of a thousand words begins with a single… noise. Echoing Echo You\'ve mastered the art of repeating the last sound you heard. Is there an echo in here? …in here? Goldfish Memory You\'ve matched a goldfish\'s attention span. Congrats? (Just kidding—they\'re smarter than people think.) Clever Pigeon You could now out-debate a pigeon. They understand abstract concepts… but still can\'t spell \'birdbrain.\' Koshik the Elephant You now know as many words as a 6-ton elephant. Impressive, right? Just don\'t try to communicate by flapping your ears. Gossip-loving Crow You can remember faces and hold a grudge. You\'re basically ready for high school reunion drama. Honeybee Cartographer You\'re directing traffic like a waggle-dancing bee. \'Turn left at the oak tree for nectar.\' GPS who? Chatty Parrotlet Polly wants a thesaurus! You\'re repeating words like a tiny parrot. Cuteness overload. Curious Toddler You name things wrong 70\% of the time but with 100\% confidence. \'Doggie!\' \'…That\'s a toaster.\' Rico the Dog You\'ve hit \'Border Collie genius\' level. Now go fetch a dictionary! Auctioneer-in-Training You\'re speaking faster than anyone can understand. Sold! To the person who just nodded. Alex the Parrot You\'re not just squawking—you\'re discussing colors and shapes. Someone get this bird a PhD. Pilita the Sea Lion You understand symbols! Next: balancing a ball while reciting Shakespeare. Kanzi the Bonobo You\'re using lexigrams like a primate scholar. Time to write your memoir in emoji. Koko the Gorilla You sign 500 words! Now argue about bedtime like a silverback toddler. Shakespearean Insult Generator "Thou art a foul-smelling, boil-brained canker-blossom! You don't know what it means, but it sounds impressive." First Grader You can read \'Cat in the Hat\' and write passive-aggressive fridge notes. Legal Eagle Intern You\'ve started using \'heretofore\' and \'aforementioned\' in casual conversation. Your friends are concerned. Chaser the Superdog You know more nouns than a toddler. \'Fetch\' just became \'Retrieve the orthographic lexicon.\' Bookworm You use \'ephemeral\' correctly. Your friends nod while secretly Googling. Middle Schooler Fluency unlocked: Sarcasm, eye-rolls, and \'I\'m bored\' in 5 languages. Avid Debater You win arguments by drowning opponents in precise terminology. Annoying? No. \'Lexically gifted.\' High School Grad You order coffee like a poet and text like a diplomat. The Journalist You \'eschew obfuscation\' unironically. Colleagues fear your red pen. The Professor You casually use \'antidisestablishmentarianism\'. Students weep in your lectures. The Novelist Your sentences have subordinate clauses that also need footnotes. Master Linguist Dictionaries cite you. Thesaurus.com is your fan page. The Polyglot Oracle You dream in dead dialects. Trees ask you for etymology advice.